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Random oddities:
  1. I am your friend
  2. You are a stranger
  3. I am not an animal
  4. God in his wisdom took you by the hand
  5. Jesus made me so Jesus save me
  6. Replace the word "dog with "son" and the word "accidentally" with repeatedly"
  7. I can't believe I ate the whole thing
  8. My cat's breath smells like cat food
  9. Who are you really?
  10. 300 Spartans battled at Thermopylae